Parker is a member of the Shit Shack (group text).
Pake, The President, Prof. Dingus, Prak, Prak Buns
Parker really likes Dilbert. (shut up, and reboot). Parker typically volunteers to give rides, mostly becuase he likes to be in control. Parker notably went to college in Ireland. Parker is typically considered the most "normal" Shack member for his ability to function in society. However, for this reason and many others, Parker is also considered to be the least humorous member of the Shack.